This black t-shirt features a humorous message in bold white text. The statement "EVERYTHING HURTS - and - I'M DYING" is prominently displayed on the front, making it a fun conversation starter. The shirt has a classic fit with short sleeves. Perfect for those who appreciate witty humor or want to express their physical woes with a touch of sarcasm. Ideal for casual wear, workouts, or as a gag gift. Comfortable and eye-catching, this tee is sure to bring some laughs.