Declare your relationship status with humor in this statement t-shirt. Made from comfortable, breathable black fabric, this tee features a bold, white graphic design. The design lists "Relationship Status" followed by options for single, married, and "Taken by a Super Hot Criminal Lawyer," which is cheekily marked. Perfect for casual wear, parties, or as a fun gift for someone who appreciates a good joke. This novelty tee adds a touch of playful charm to any outfit and is sure to spark conversations. Show off your unique sense of humor and relationship status with this eye-catching t-shirt.